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"I inherited $500,000 and I'm clueless: Help me avoid splurging on a dog-cloning machine!"


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Dear Vice Column, 

I recently inherited $500,000 from my grandmother's estate, and I'm not sure what to do with it. I work as a teacher and make a modest income, so the money could really change my life. However, I've never been good with money and am worried about making the wrong investment choices. Plus, I have an invasive thought about splurging and cloning my dog to help stave off the inevitable pain of losing him — he's two-years-old and in good health.

- Lost-and-Found Teacher with a Clone Dream

Dear Lost-and-Found Teacher with a Clone Dream, 

Take a deep breath and appreciate this unexpected windfall. It's important to approach this with a clear head and a plan.

The first step is to consider your current financial situation. Do you have any debts or outstanding loans that need to be paid off? If so, use a portion of the inheritance to pay them off, as this will save you money in interest payments in the long run.

Next, consider setting aside some of the money in a high-yield savings account as an emergency fund. This will give you peace of mind knowing that you have a safety net in case of unexpected expenses. To stave off temptation to spend your money, you can also "lock up" cash in longer term accounts such as certificates of deposit (CDs) or I-Bonds which still have high interest rates, especially compared to a normal savings account. 

Before making any investment decisions, it's important to address your concerns about not being good with money. Consider taking a personal finance course or seeking the advice of a financial advisor who can guide you in making informed decisions about how to use your inheritance. Some options include investing in stocks, real estate and even art through platforms such as Masterworks. 

It's also important to address your invasive thoughts about cloning your dog. While it's understandable to want to hold onto your beloved pet, it's important to consider the ethical and practical implications of animal cloning. Cloning is a very expensive and controversial process, and it may not provide the emotional relief you seek. It's important to explore other ways to cope with the eventual loss of your beloved pet, such as seeking support from a therapist. 

Inheriting a large sum of money can be overwhelming, but with careful planning and informed decisions, it can also be a great opportunity to improve your financial situation and achieve your goals. Good luck with making the most of your inheritance and creating a brighter financial future for yourself and your pup. 

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